What’s great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Lucija,9.r
PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, becouse I didn’t do my homework.
Maša, 9.r
Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you!
Maša, 9.r
Muhammad Ali: ”If you ever dream of beating me, you ‘d better wake up and apologize.”
Alen, 9.r
I read recipes like sci-fi books. At the end I always say: ‘That’s not gonna happen.”
Alen, 9.r
Life is half yoghurt, half crap and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yoghurt.
Alen, 9. r
I’ve just read a new book about gravity.
– It’s been really hard to put it down!
Matija in Katarina, 8.r
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
– Because he drank his coffee before it was cool!
Matija in Katarina, 8.r
How do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho cheese!
Matija in Katarina, 8.r
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
– Nothing, they just waved!
Matija in Katarina, 8.r